Monday, May 14, 2007

WELCOME TO "THEORYLAND!"

"Greetings viewers and welcome to "Theoryland," the thinkingest place of them all!"


"Every week we'll take you to one of several exciting lands. This week come with us to 'Fromteerland,' where young people can relive the thrilling days of yesterday when our pioneer ancestors hunted down polecats like predatory animation writers."
"Here to tell you more about it is our host, Uncle Eddie..."


"Hello folks and welcome to the show. Here at Theory Corner we always strive to top ourselves and 'Theoryland' is our latest effort. We've chosen to begin the show here in Fromteerland but I thought you might like to get an overview of the whole series. Follow me and I'll see what I can do."

"Of course the cornerstone of our show is good, solid family entertainment...art, history and science combined, something for the mind as well as the eye. Here for example is an organ derived from a male T-Rex. What organ we don't know but our staff is consulting with paleontologists about it right now and when we find out we'll do a show about it."



"Occasionally we'll have visits from Theoryland regulars like Darnold Mallard. Here you see the reaction of Darnold's doctor when he discovers a human face in Darnold's throat. Click to enlarge."


"Expect lots of hair-raising adventures in Fromteerland episodes. Those wily animation writers are always up to no good and it's up to the stars of our historical adventures to ferret them out and bring them to justice."


"Well here's my transportation now! It looks like that's all we have time for this week!"


" Bye for now and remember... KEEP THEORISING!"




Note: Except for the first two drawings all pictures are copyrighted by the Disney company.

16 comments:

katzenjammer studios said...

Hahaha! I can't wait! I can hear the kids crying over some cheap plastic stuff already!

You should sell big yellow frozen chocolate cover pencils for $10!

crsP said...

More drawings, less puppets! :O}

Anonymous said...

Uncle Eddie,

You made a Mouse Houser smile... Thanks and from a fellow Theory-O-Teer... Keep up the great theory-or-izing!

Anonymous said...

great post. but isnt that "darnold mallard's" triangle-shaped tongue in his beak, rather than a human face?

Kali Fontecchio said...

When are you letting me go Eddie??? I need an Eddie cap first!

I found my cap!!!!

Eddie Fitzgerald said...

Katz: Chocolate-covered pencils!? Great idea! Thanks!

Evan: A tongue!? Is that what that thing is?

Kali: AAAArrrggh!!! That's grotesque!!!!! Hmmmm, if I sold hats like that for 5 bucks and if every tenth visitor to the park bought one....

Jay: Thanks!

CartoonJoe, Hunsecker, IDRC, Steve: Sorry I didn't answer your comments about Oscars and sound in the Mike Barrier post. They were much appreciated!

Kelly Toon said...

hheheheheeee I love the pic of the fella surrounded by coons :) Is that . . . Daniel Boone??

J. J. Hunsecker said...

Kelly Toon,

Are you really that gorgeous? Is that really your picture? If so, God (or your deity of choice) has been good to you.

Anonymous said...

That's Fess Parker, aka Davy Crockett (and later Daniel Boone). But the creature on his noggin is Card Walker, who grew up to be chairman of the board at Disney.

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Anonymous said...

BEST.










POST.










EVER. I don't think a font has ever made me laugh so hard before in my life.

Shawn Dickinson said...

Hahaha!

Great!

david said...

i like the second drawing a lot.

Ryan Khatam said...

i really like the top two drawings you did. neat lettering.

Eddie Fitzgerald said...

Jorge, Shawn, David, Ryan: Thanks!