"Hi folks! I, uh...thought you might like to meet a friend of mine!"
"Folks, don't run away! I know a lot of you hate puppets! Big mistake! Ya gotta give them a chance! They're the cutest little things! Here, watch this......"
"Hey Rudolph, do you have a message for our readers?"
Puppet: "Laugh now, Bucktooth, because you won't be able to laugh later on! Your time is running out!"
Puppet: "The day will come when puppets will no longer have to tolerate human hands in their pants!"
Puppet: "The day will come when the doors of my jungle laboratory will roll up, and a new race is unleashed upon the world....a race of zombie super puppets! Puppets who VILL TAKE OVER THE VERLD!"
Puppet: "Yes, they will take over the Verld, and I, Rudolph, shall be their Supreme Master!!!!!! Prepare to bow down, vile worms! Your new Master is here!!!!!!"
He gives Rudolph some "noogies" on the head.
Uncle Eddie: "Gotta go! Bye everybody!!!!!! Say good-bye Rudolph!!!! Byyyyyeeeeee!!!!!!!"
Note: Thanks to Mike for the cool puppet! And thanks to Ed Wood for the laboratory line!