"Hi, everybody! It's just me, Uncle Eddie!"
"He's a stoic, so the decoration in the room is pretty minimal. I begged him to let me decorate it! I'm an artist...think of what I could have done with it! We could have been in the LA Times! In Architectural Digest!!! This could have been a big deal!!!!!"
"But like I said, he's a stoic. He likes Heidegger too. I can't stand Heiddeger! At least he's not an existentialist. That's such a shallow philosophy."
"Yes sir... I'll tell you what I'm gonna do about that....I got the solution right here. Lemme see....yeah, here it is...right...here..........."
"That was gross! Sorry! I kid! I kid!"