EXT., LIDO'S PIZZERIA:
EDDIE (VO): "Okay, while we're waiting for the pizza, how about a few pictures? You're a Dickens fan. How 'bout posing out something of his?"
KENT: "Sure! How 'bout this one....Mr. Pickwick from 'Pickwick Papers!' "
EDDIE (VO): "Wow! Great!"
KENT: "Or this one....David's mentally handicapped uncle from "David Copperfield."
EDDIE: "Brilliant! More! More!"
'Annual income 20 pounds, annual expenditure 19 pounds, result...happiness. Annual income 20 pounds, annual expenditure 21 pounds, result...misery. The blossom is blighted, the leaf is withered, the God of day goes down upon the dreary scene.' "
EDDIE (VO): "Don't worry, I'll delete it."
KENT: "No need to delete it. It's fine. Use whatever you want."
EDDIE (VO): "Whatever I....? Really!? You don't mind???? BLESS YOU, KENT!! You're a photographer's dream! Everyone else I know thinks I make them look bad, and they run the other way when I take out a camera."
EDDIE (VO): "Those are golden words by a great man. I'm humbled."
EDDIE (VO): "Yes, truly, Lido's does not disappoint."
EDDIE (VO): "Any picture I want...any picture I want..."