Directions to my house: park near the wall (above); don't worry about your car, the valet will take care of it.
Here's my household staff clowning around with a neighbor. Feel free to ask for anything you want.
Why not take a dip in the pool? When you're finished you'll find helpful staffers ready to dry you off by giving you a group hug in their terry-cloth bikinis.
Maybe Mike will want to hold the party at his place! Directions: hang a right at the Bail Bond place and it's the last trailer on the left. Lock your door securely; you might want to leave a guard dog inside. Try not to step on anything rusty.