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Saturday, March 24, 2007

WHAT WOMEN TALK ABOUT WHEN MEN AREN'T AROUND

Magnolia: "It's so nice here! Isn't it great to be away from men for a while?"


Mildred: "You bet! We can finally do the kinds of things WE like to do! Uh...Gladys, the ball's over here."


Petunia: "Oooo, look! A bus transfer!


Violet: "Yeah, men always want to talk about sex! Everything to them is phallic!"


Rodneyetta: "Violet, what are we going to do with you? You're so naive!"


Queen Elizabeth: "Hi girls! Do you mind if I hang out with you for a while? It's ever so stuffy in the palace!"


Magnolia: "(Gasp!) It's the Queen! And she's hanging out with us!!! Why that's...Uh, oh......Oh, dear..........Oh, no............" BRAAAAAP!!!


Mildred: "OH Jeez, Magnolia!



Gladys: "That darn Magnolia! She should do what I do. Whenever I want to do something gross like smell my armpits, I go behind a rock and do it in the shadows."


MILDRED: "We better go, girls! We have to get back to the Theory Mansion! Mike's going to be there tonight!
VIOLET: "Mike!?  You mean the world-famous cartoonist studmuffin?! I'm there!"