Hey, it's me, Uncle Eddie! You're not going to believe what happened!
John V. sent me a Christmas song...and it's about me!!!! It's a rewrite of "Must Be Santa!"
What are we waiting for? Let's sing it! I'll just dial up some music to go with it...there, that's it (Bob Dylan's "Must Be Santa")!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8qE6WQmNus
Who admires Glen Kennedy's work?
Eddie admires Glen Kennedy's work!
Who thinks Ray Bradbury's a jerk?
Eddie thinks Ray Bradbury's a jerk!
Thinks Ray's a jerk, likes Glen's work...
Must be Eddie, must be Eddie, must be Eddie, Eddie F.!
Who wrote the TTA segment "Pluck Twacy"?
Eddie wrote the TTA segment "Pluck Twacy!"
Who posts photographs which are racy?
Eddie posts photographs which are racy!
Photos racy, wrote "Pluck Twacy"...
Thinks Ray's a jerk, likes Glen's work...
Must be Eddie, must be Eddie, must be Eddie, Eddie F.!
Who has license to act pretentious?
Eddie has license to act pretentious!
Who posts theories which are contentious?
Eddie posts theories which are contentious!
Posts contentious, acts pretentious...
Photos racy, wrote "Pluck Twacy"...
Thinks Ray's a jerk, likes Glen's work...
Must be Eddie, must be Eddie, must be Eddie, Eddie F.!
(He grabs the Tooth Fairy, who happened to be passing by)
Who when he hears this song will barf?
Eddie, when he hears this song, will barf!
Eddie, when he hears this song, will barf!
Who laughs this way: Narf! Narf! Narf!
Eddie laughs this way: Narf! Narf! Narf!
Narf Narf Narf, he will barf...
Posts contentious, acts pretentious...
Photos racy, wrote "Pluck Twacy"...
Thinks Ray's a jerk, likes Glen's work...
Thinks Ray's a jerk, likes Glen's work...
Must be Eddie, must be Eddie, must be Eddie, Eddie F.!
THE END...
...and thanks a million to John V.!
BTW: I don't really think Ray Bradbury's a jerk. I love the guy...he just can't stand the sight of me!
BTW: Thanks to commenter Lastangelman for identifying the source of the arrangement on Dylan's "Must Be Santa": it's a group called The Brave Combo. Their site is definitely worth a visit:
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!!!!
