THE PRINCESS & THE GIANT (REVISED) (PART I)

EXT. PRINCESS CASTLE:

PRINCESS (V.O.):  "Why can't all men be like giants?"

PRINCESS: "Giants are gentle and nice...not stuck up like that stupid Count Frisbee. I wouldn't go out with him again if he were the last man on Earth!

PRINCESS: "He thinks he's God's Gift to Women...and you know that he's probably always thinking about doing the nasty!"

PRINCESS: "Hey, I'm a Princess! I could have his fingers pulled off! Ha, ha, just kidding!"

PRINCESS: "Giants are so docile and friendly. Why can't all men be like giants?"

PRINCESS: "Hey, I have an idea! Let's take a walk! We'll be gone when Frisbee gets here, and when he sees that nobody's home, maybe he'll get the hint that he's not wanted around here!!

PRINCESS: "I'll just change real fast!"

PRINCESS: "Take these shoes, will 'ya?"

PRINCESS: "I don't need Count Conceited, or whatever his name is."

PRINCESS: "What do I need men for, anyway?"

PRINCESS: "Here, take this scarf."

PRINCESS: "Everybody thinks you find happiness by finding one special person that you share your life with, but I don't think that's how it works. Look at all the people who believe in that. They're all still looking, you know?" 

PRINCESS: "Me, I greet life with a smile. I feel the sensation of the morning dew on my skin. I wait for the sun to come up and fill me with love energy! I don't need Mr. Right!" 

PRINCESS (V.O.): "All I need is a friend like you. Someone I can...you know.... share everything with. 

PRINCESS: "It's all about Karmic energy!"

PRINCESS: "Get rid of this will 'ya? Where's my other dress?"

PRINCESS: "I mean, the only time you can ever feel strong and secure is when you're giving it to others instead of wishing they would give it to you!"

PRINCESS: "Give it to others, I say! Give it to others!"

PRINCESS: "I just want to share!"

PRINCESS (V.O.): "That's all I want..."

PRINCESS: "I just desperately want to...SHARE! Um, do you know where my socks are?"

GIANT: (He wordlessly mouths, "Thank you, God! Thank you!")

 ON THE DOOR:

SFX: KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

*******TO BE CONTINUED*******

THE GIANT AND THE PRINCESS (PART 2)

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

Giant: "Huh!???"

Princess: "Huh!?"



Princess: "Marvin!!!! Is that you!!? I thought you had left town!"



Prince: "I did, my darling..."



Prince: "...but I couldn't bear being away from you!"



Prince: "I couldn't think without you! I couldn't sleep!"

Princess: I-I know how you felt, Darling! I couldn't sleep either! I couldn't even keep down a cheese sandwich!"

Marvin: "Oh, I can't tell you how it feels to hear you say that!"

Prince: "M-Maybe it's time we made this permanent!"

Princess: "It always was permanent, Darling, it always was! Let's find a grotto somewhere and hold hands."

Princess: "Giant, clean this place up while we're gone will you? It's a mess!"