Monday, December 24, 2007

A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR THEORY CORNER READERS!


THE PARKING LOT STORY

Players: Martin Olsen & Eddie Fitzgerald



Supervisor: "I don't know...not everybody's cut out for Automotive Marketing!"

Eager Young Assistant: "I'm cut out for it! I'm cut out for it! I just need a chance!"



Eager Young Assistant: "Oh Please, Oh please give me a chance! Pleasepleaseplease!!!"


Supervisor: " 'No price is too high for the privilege of owning yourself' -- Nietzsche."



Supervisor: "OK, see those cars over there? I want one of these circulars on each one, got it?
'Nothing is more important than the art of maneuvering for advantageous position' -- Sun -Tzu."



Eager Young Assistant: "Got it! Oh boyoboyoboy!"
Supervisor: " 'Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived stop and go in.' -- Napoleon."


Eager Young Assistant: "Wow! This is fun!"



Eager Young Assistant: (Happy humming)



TAP! TAP!
Eager Young Assistant: "Huh?"


(!!!)

CONTINUED BELOW.........

7 comments:

Ross Irving said...

Ah! The story's other half.

Best wishes to you and your pals, Eddie. Merry Christmas to you.

JohnK said...

you should do a spoof on televangelists with that head you discovered.

Stephen Worth said...

Hey Eddie! You need this baby to co star in your next epic!

Baby Trained to Give the EVIL EYE!

See ya
Steve

Kent B said...

Is that Martin Olsen?

Eddie Fitzgerald said...

Kent: Thanks much for Martin's last name! I went back and added it to the top of the post!

Steve: Egad!

Guz said...

XD This is so funny!! More!

Eddie Fitzgerald said...

Kent: Thanks again! Martin is great and would be immensely popular on stage and screen if he ever decided to go that route. The man has charisma. A scene instantly works just because he's in it.