ON THE SPOOKY OLD HOUSE (COPYRIGHT BY DANIELE MONTELLA). THIS IS THE STAGING AREA FOR THE ALIEN INVASION OF EARTH:
MENACING ALIENS (CHANTING) (V.O.): "Kill the Pizza Boy! Kill the Pizza Boy!"
MENACING ALIENS (CHANTING): "KILL THE PIZZA BOY! KILL THE PIZZA BOY!!!"
MESSED-UP ALIEN: "Wait a minute! I don't blame him for not taking off his disguise! I just tried to put mine back on again and I can't remember where anything goes!"
BIG CONICAL ALIEN: "Same here! I took off mine and now I don't know how I'm ever gonna get it back on again!"
BIG CONICAL ALIEN: "I keep mine on all the time, but it's really uncomfortable. I wish I could take it off."
ALIEN: "Er, maybe we were a bit hasty."
ANOTHER ALIEN: "Yeah, Dude. Sorry about that!"
PIZZA BOY: "That's okay! No biggie!"
PIZZA BOY: "Look, I gotta go, but....."
PIZZA BOY: "...but I can't help asking: somebody here ordered this pizza...don't you still want it? It would be a shame if it went to waste, and it's only eleven bucks. "
HUNGRY ALIEN: "That was me! I ordered it! But it's not for me. I only eat Earth women."
ON A BABY, EATING A BOX.
HUNGRY ALIEN (V.O.): "It's for her. She likes to eat the box!"
PIZZA BOY: "The box!!?? Hmmm. Well...I, er...guess I could give you some kind of discount."
GIANT ALIEN HEAD: "Hey, everybody! It's time for The Great Leader's broadcast!!!"
FEMALE ALIEN: "Oh, my gosh! The Great Leader!!!!!"
All aliens rush to take their places around the TV.
ALIEN VIEWERS: "Oh, boy! Transmission from the mother ship is especially clear tonight!"
ALIEN KIDS (THEY CHANT TOGETHER): "All hail to the grand and glorious GREAT LEADER! All hail to the great and glorious GREAT LEADER!""
ALIEN WOMEN (THEY CHANT WITH THE KIDS): "All hail to the grand and glorious Great Leader!"
THE ENTIRE ROOM (EXCEPT PIZZA BOY) (CHANTING TOGETHER) (V.O.): "All hail the grand and glorious GREAT LEADER!"
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OH BOY!!! WE'RE IN THE THICK OF IT NOW!!! WHO OR WHAT IS THE GREAT LEADER!!!???? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO PIZZA BOY WHEN THEY MEET!??????? WHAT WILL BE THE FATE OF DEAR OLD PLANET EARTH!!!??????? DON'T MISS A SINGLE PIXEL OF THE NEXT THRILLING EPISODE OF....... *********************PIZZA BOY*********************** |
17 comments:
Everybody: Sorry I've been horrible about answering comments. It takes longer to put up these Beta Blogger photo story posts, and I haven't had time to answer yet...but I will, going back two or three posts.
Oh boy! Pizza Boy has really done it now! It seems like these aliens are taken on a stranger form with each panel. What bothers me though is why the fact Pizza Boy isn't running for his life right now. I think any normal person would have ran for their life at the sight of a Joan Crawford or Claudette Colbert mutant alien clone, or maybe, if they knew who those two past Hollywood celebrities were, they would try to get an autograph from either alien. I don't know. That's just me.
And Eddie, I honestly don't mind if you don't answer all of my comments. It's your blog, after all. It shouldn't be a mandatory thing.
The suspence is killing me.
Whatever you do, don't drink the punch!
Eddie,
Hope you continue with the story!
Out of curiosity, are you related to Owen Fitzgerald?
Roberto: I considered having him run, but it would have been a lot more work to film. I have to do these photo stories while doing all the other offline things I have to do during the day.
Brubaker: Naw, not related! I'm glad you wrote. I feel I didn't adequately thank you for the photo you sent a while back. I didn't print it because it made me look fat, but I did appreciate it. Thanks!
Ah, so that was a big conical alien in disguise that I ran away from the other day. I panicked when it threatened me with a monologue.
No problem about the photo. It was great seeing you.
I'm thinking of going to NYC next summer. Anyone you know there?
I'm so glad that innocent little pizza didn't need to die so that a horrible alien might live!
This is cooking up better than the GREAT PIGGY BANK ROBBERY!
This story is fantastic. I'm waiting with bated breath for the next episode.
I have to say something about the second picture of the cone alien - it looks a little uhhhhh...anatomical.
Wow all I can say is that you are a great writer! Where can I contact you if I want to hire you?
Anon: Contact me? You can do it right here, as a comment to a post. Just label it "Personal" and I'll read it, but won't publish it.
Hi mister Fitzgerald, I'm Daniele Montella author of the Haunted House in this post.
No problem about use of it, but please can you flip it? because copyright and my name are illegible
Thanks for that.
Dan
Daniele: Thanks for permission to use this marvelous picture! If it's okay with you, I'll keep the picture reversed to be consistent with the screen direction in the rest of the story, but I'll put your name and copyright info prominently in the caption beneath.
I remember what I was thinking when I considered using this picture. I regreted the need to flop it, because some pictures have a directional bias, and don't look as good when reversed. I wondered if I was being fair to the artist.
I flopped it to see what it would look like and was pleasantly surprised to see that it worked fine. Maybe that's an indication of the picture's quality.
If you see the change I've made and still can't live with it, I'll reverse it.
Ok, that's perfect thanks! I really appreciated it!
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