JOJO: "Well, here it is, all 367 pounds of it!"
HUNGRY GUESTS: "ME FIRST! NO, ME! GIVE IT HERE!!"
STEVE: "WAIT!!!!! Protocol demands that one who is virtuous and trustworthy sample the meal first so the gods of the dinner table will be satisfied that we gave it our best shot. I nominate Auralynn!"
AURALYNN: "Yes, Stephen has produced a fine meal."
CHOMP! EAT! RIP! TEAR! CRUNCH!
CHOMP! BITE! CHEW! CHOMP! GRAGGLE!