Showing posts with label miracle worker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label miracle worker. Show all posts

Sunday, November 22, 2009

DINNER WITH "THE MIRACLE WORKER"


EXT. SOUTHERN MANSION.

SON (VO): "Meanin' no disrespect Father, but Helen's deaf and blind. Maybe you expect too much of her."


THE COLONEL: "Tarnation! What makes you think I expect too much? I let her eat off my plate don't I? I simply said she'd benefit from some table manners!"



THE COLONEL (CONT): "Bless her li'l heart! It's not her fault that she's filthy and disgusting, and possibly evil. She needs some tender, lovin' care."



THE COLONEL (CONT): "That's why I hired The Miracle Worker!"



ON THE MIRACLE WORKER: She's doing some serious chowing down. She pauses to wave when she hears her name, then resumes eating.

FATHER (VO) (CONT): "She's a Yankee gal, but she knows that finger talk."



FATHER (VO) (CONT): "Maybe she can do some good."



SON: "But Father, maybe we don't need The Miracle Worker. Maybe Helen's never going to be better than she is right now."



SON (VO) (CONT): "Look at her. She spontaneously eats the food of others. She's a true child of nature."



SON (VO): "Maybe she's better off not knowin' the rules of man."



SON (VO) (CONT): "I envy her her. She lives in a simple world of gentleness and calm..."



SON (VO) (CONT): "...a gossamar, wispy world where the only emotions felt are those of happiness and love."







SFX: FWAP!!!!!































SFX: WHACK!!!!! She hits Helen with the spoon!















SFX: WHACK!!!!!!!!!


SFX: CRU-U-UNCH!!!! She bites Helen!











SFX: CLOOOONG!!!!!!!!! Helen hits The Miracle Worker with a baseball bat!



THE MIRACLE WORKER: (ROARS)



COLONEL: "MISS MIRACLE WORKER! I INSIST...I say I INSIST that you STOP this instant, before someone gets hurt!! Helen, you come outside with me! Poor child! You must be a bundle of nerves!"



EXT. OUTSIDE ON THE LAWN:

THE COLONEL: "Oh my Gosh! Look at this! She can hear and see! It's a miracle! The Miracle Worker has done it again!



















THE END


Tuesday, June 12, 2007

I JUST WATCHED "THE MIRACLE WORKER!"



I hope you can tell what's going on in these sketches. I had to leave some out because I couldn't understand them myself!