Saturday, March 24, 2007

WHAT WOMEN TALK ABOUT WHEN MEN AREN'T AROUND

Magnolia: "It's so nice here! Isn't it great to be away from men for a while?"


Mildred: "You bet! We can finally do the kinds of things WE like to do! Uh...Gladys, the ball's over here."


Petunia: "Oooo, look! A bus transfer!


Violet: "Yeah, men always want to talk about sex! Everything to them is phallic!"


Rodneyetta: "Violet, what are we going to do with you? You're so naive!"


Queen Elizabeth: "Hi girls! Do you mind if I hang out with you for a while? It's ever so stuffy in the palace!"


Magnolia: "(Gasp!) It's the Queen! And she's hanging out with us!!! Why that's...Uh, oh......Oh, dear..........Oh, no............" BRAAAAAP!!!


Mildred: "OH Jeez, Magnolia!



Gladys: "That darn Magnolia! She should do what I do. Whenever I want to do something gross like smell my armpits, I go behind a rock and do it in the shadows."


MILDRED: "We better go, girls! We have to get back to the Theory Mansion! Mike's going to be there tonight!
VIOLET: "Mike!?  You mean the world-famous cartoonist studmuffin?! I'm there!"



28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congrats. I think this might be your best post ever.

Lester Hunt said...

Hooooie! Let me catch my breath! First I spend half a day followin the adventures of Rube Golberg's Bobo Baxter, under Eddie's influence, and how this!!! Haw, this is rich!

William said...

These are the hottest pictures ever- everyday women! Where the hell did you get these?

Lester Hunt said...

Yeah, I forgot the mention the pictures. They are amazing. They look like stills from a Leni Riefenstahl film. Except in Leni's stuff, they would be naked men. *Yawn!*

William said...

This post is so awesome, I think a celebration is in order. I've asked the Mills Bros. to perform for us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GH_0-v3d7Q
You'll probably want to stop what you're doing before you watch this.

Anonymous said...

omg pornbloggin!!!

Sean Worsham said...

Nice pics,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Hooo Boy!!! Nice Post Eddie! :)

Perfect reference for figure drawings especially when it comes to drawing the female form. Like the "S" curves and classical posing. The commentary was funny too.

Where did you get these photos from Eddie? You just did all of us artists a big favor :)

Unknown said...

This post is totally acurate. On several occasions I have been able to overhear women having what they thought were conversations devoid of the tyranny testicles n such. They were all identical to this dialogue. If only I had my X-ray specs i would have realized they were all nude beyond the bathroom door.

Anonymous said...

Hubba Hubba Ding Ding! I always wondered if the Queen cuts loose at the palace.

Max Ward said...

Hachi Machi! Thanks for this Eddie!

Charlie said...

At long last i know!

Stephen Worth said...

Here is something I've always wanted to see, but never was able to until YouTube...

Video of Django playing

See ya
Steve

Eddie Fitzgerald said...

Steve, William: Fascinating videos! Thanks for the links!

Sean, William: All these are from a 50s book called "Model in Movement" by John Everard.

Anonymous said...

Best.

Post.

Ever.

Anonymous said...

wonder why no women posted any comments?

Shawn Dickinson said...

Hahaha...flatulent ladies.

Kali Fontecchio said...

Grandma porn. Holy crap...


disgusting.




How could you, Eddie?

Andreas said...

Hmm, 6 of those books available on Amazon starting at $26.39....

Interesting post. How did you know I have been searching for some figures to do gestures of?

Stephen: I never thought of looking for Django videos on YouTube yet. Thanks for sharing. It is amazing to think his best work came AFTER he lost the use of two of his fingers on his left hand. I can barely play mary had a little lamb with four good ones!

jose hosel [old raffin] said...

Hey, change of scenery. Dig this.

Someone beat me to the "best post ever" -type comment. But hell. I concur. 39f.jpg? Post of the year. If not for these photos, then for those ridiculous names..

Jennifer said...

Uh oh! I think Uncle Eddie is going to get his wrists slapped for this.... :D

Hammerson said...

Another vote for "best post ever" :-)

>>All these are from a 50s book called "Model in Movement" by John Everard. <<

Very interesting. I thought these photos were taken from the notorious '50s Scandinavian nudist magazines :-)

>>They look like stills from a Leni Riefenstahl film.<<

The penultimate picture (39a.jpg) in particular looks like something from "Olympia". Very nice angle and dramatic lighting.

Thad said...

Hey Eddie!
I look at vintage nudes too! Nothing like getting off to someone who's probably dead by now.
Great minds think alike!

Anonymous said...

^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Eddie Fitzgerald said...

Evan, Jorge, Ecto, Hammerson: Best post!? Holy Cow! Thanks!

Jorge: Sorry for not answering what you wrote yesterday. Yes, definitely put up a blog! I hope you'll ferret out some good YouTube stuff that I missed!

Jennifer: I remembered what you said about not putting nudes in the first panel but I figure it was the weekend and you wouldn't be at work.

Anonymous said...

>Jorge: Sorry for not answering what you wrote yesterday. Yes, definitely put up a blog! I hope you'll ferret out some good YouTube stuff that I missed!

's alright, Eddie. In lieu of actual drawings since I haven't gotten to a point in my Preston Blair lessons where I can say they're decent, I'm gonna see if I can post an unpublished Bob Clampett interview I'm transcribing for Reg Hartt.

I gotta go draw!

Anonymous said...

Girls shaved *down there* back then? HAWT.

Unknown said...

These pics are what were inside those nudist volleyball magazines Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce used to have delivered up at the 4077th.

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