THE BAD SEED: "Dinner's almost ready, Uncle Eddie."
THE BAD SEED: "Mom said I should remind you in case you forgot the time."
UNCLE EDDIE: "Heh, heh. Well, I'm not likely to forget the time, my dear."
UNCLE EDDIE: "You see, I'm wearing the SEIKO ROYAL MARINER / MARK V!"
UNCLE EDDIE: "This baby is synced to quantum fluctuations in the barium atom. When Greenwich wants the time, they call me!"
THE BAD SEED: "Really? You mean it's better than my Ren and Stimpy watch?"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Heh, heh. Let's just say that my watch's battery won't need replacement til the entropic death of the universe. The crystal was carried from Patagonia on the backs of perfumed donkeys with velvet booties."
THE BAD SEED: "Does it have a beepy wake-up alarm like my watch?"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Sure! It's the Berlin Philharmonic in Dolby Surround Sound."
THE BAD SEED: "Is it water-resistant like my watch?"
UNCLE EDDIE: "It'll last a decade on the bottom of the Marianas Trench."
UNCLE EDDIE: "And did I mention the carbon fiber hour hands with inlaid mother of pearl? No?"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Or did I mention the watch band? Did I mention that it's made from flogged bumble bees that were humiliated under the full moon on humid, cricket-filled plains?"
UNCLE EDDIE: Yessir...I do like my little watch!"
UNCLE EDDIE (VO): "You'd just about have to kill me to get it away from me."